Doug (YH): "Stephanie, what's that chicken you can get at PF Chang? Named after some guy?"
Me (SW): "Doug, what are you talking about?"
Britt (BY): "Food. But he only wants it if it's free, so I don't know why he's talking about PF Chang."
YH: "Yes, I am a dirty freeloader." (he is notorious for scrounging the center for any kind of free food)
Billy (BQ): "When you say 'some guy', are you talking about the colonel? Colonel Sanders?"
YH: "NOT KFC. PH CHANG. God, I'm starving here."
BQ: "You'd eat KFC if it were in the dumpster out back and you know it."
YH: "Probably. I'm thinking it's the general something. General Ho?"
BY, leering: "I wonder what kind of army THAT general led."
SW, laughing: "Doug, why would you eat anything called General Ho's Chicken?"
BQ: "Because he does eat anything. If I unpacked my lunch, left it on the supervisor's desk for a week, then offered it to Doug, he'd eat it!"
YH: "I'm going to scour headset bins for old candy and cough drops now."